radgreymon:

*thinks about you*

*doesn’t text you*

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I’m only 70 pages in and Doc is trying to make me finish Gone Girl before Thursday night :((((

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  • #you're not my real dad and you never will be #doc #gone girl
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horanyewest:

first things first i’m a princess

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yelyahwilliams:

samdesantis:

If anyone actually knows how to be a real adult, give me some tips please because wtf

just as lost as you

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pangalacticgargleblaster:

ifreakinlovebooks:

lediableaquatre:

fearnotthepen:

I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews.

Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from the Evening Standard thinks it’s a masterpiece. 

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

THANK YOU

THANK YOU, again, because once is not enough

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asensibledemi:

thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

I can’t even explain how right this is

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  • Child:mommy I'm sick
  • Mom:yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING
  • child:but mommy I've been throwing up
  • Mom:yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza
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  • My crush:Hi
  • Me:Hey
  • My crush:*smiles and walks away*
  • Me:*stares after him and internally starts singing* I don't know when, I don't know how, but I know something's starting right now! Wait and you'll see. Someday I'll be...part of your world!
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