homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

(via kaoruthebookworm)

Day two and I’ve got blisters on my heels and blood on my ankles. I need to wear different shoes and I trek five miles around your neighborhood.

depression-and-movies:

Louis C.K. just described me in one of his sketches.

(via thats-so-meme)

plantkitten:

tomatoes are rad ok w/e

plantkitten:

tomatoes are rad ok w/e

(Source: cute-overload, via bunnybutt420)

I always seem to meet people as they are newly engaged. They have a hard time changing “boyfriend” to “fiancé.” I think I’m getting to that age range where like everyone is getting married?

tyleroakley:

me flirting: *breathes heavily and favorites your tweet*

(via drippin-in-prada)

Tumblr Staff: News!

staff:

Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.

Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…