depression-and-movies:

Louis C.K. just described me in one of his sketches.

(via thats-so-meme)

plantkitten:

tomatoes are rad ok w/e

plantkitten:

tomatoes are rad ok w/e

(Source: cute-overload, via bunnybutt420)

I always seem to meet people as they are newly engaged. They have a hard time changing “boyfriend” to “fiancé.” I think I’m getting to that age range where like everyone is getting married?

tyleroakley:

me flirting: *breathes heavily and favorites your tweet*

(via drippin-in-prada)

Tumblr Staff: News!

staff:

Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.

Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…

Stayed on the phone with his scary ass for forty minutes until he fell asleep.

firstworlddisneyproblems:

i pet a squirrel last week, this was me

firstworlddisneyproblems:

i pet a squirrel last week, this was me

carryonmywincestsounds:

lets-do-the-time-lord-again:

there-are-always-words:

theperksofbeingasuperwholockian:

spockward:

imfallingwithoutyou:

korrawr:

silentlylosingmymind:

mckardashian:

they need to get married

i ship it

this is adorable

they’re right next to each other in a yearbook pretty sure they might be related



Hello I’m from Tumblr and I understood that reference

Hello I’m from Tumblr and I did not understand that reference

http://youtu.be/zZnqBL6iYjA

carryonmywincestsounds:

lets-do-the-time-lord-again:

there-are-always-words:

theperksofbeingasuperwholockian:

spockward:

imfallingwithoutyou:

korrawr:

silentlylosingmymind:

mckardashian:

they need to get married

i ship it

this is adorable

they’re right next to each other in a yearbook pretty sure they might be related

image

Hello I’m from Tumblr and I understood that reference

Hello I’m from Tumblr and I did not understand that reference

http://youtu.be/zZnqBL6iYjA

image

(Source: humortrain, via brucethegirl)